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06/21/2010 at 5:32 pm #93625406/25/2010 at 7:35 am #93636506/25/2010 at 11:38 am #93637006/25/2010 at 2:31 pm #93638506/25/2010 at 4:44 pm #93638806/25/2010 at 6:24 pm #93639206/26/2010 at 12:24 am #936402::chiefnut;193179 wrote:where does your loap go when you stand up??
why can tomorrow never come?
why buy a drink for the road when the road is already laid out??
why is a pair of shoes 2 shoes, a pair of socks 2 socks but a pair of pants/trousers only one??
why are pants/trousers plural and shirt not?No where???
Because by the time it gets here it’s “today”.
Because it’s fun???
Because you have a pair of legs.
Because.
06/26/2010 at 12:24 am #93640306/26/2010 at 1:50 pm #93642106/26/2010 at 1:53 pm #93642306/26/2010 at 1:54 pm #93642406/26/2010 at 1:58 pm #93642706/27/2010 at 9:57 am #93647306/28/2010 at 6:25 am #936510::A young man walks through the forest. He came to a bridge. In front of the bridge is a large man carrying an axe.
The man says, “If you want to cross this bridge, you must tell me a statement. If I think the statement is true, you will be strangled to death. If I say the statement is false, your head will be chopped off.”
A few minutes later, the young man walked over the bridge, while the larger man stood pondering.
What was the statement the young man had given?06/28/2010 at 2:29 pm #936526::Chiefster;193317 wrote:A young man walks through the forest. He came to a bridge. In front of the bridge is a large man carrying an axe.
The man says, “If you want to cross this bridge, you must tell me a statement. If I think the statement is true, you will be strangled to death. If I say the statement is false, your head will be chopped off.”
A few minutes later, the young man walked over the bridge, while the larger man stood pondering.
What was the statement the young man had given?“i am a liar, everything i say is a lie!”
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