The official Yo Mama thread!!

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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

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Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

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Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

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Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

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Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!

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Yo mama so fat she leaves the house in high heels and comes back in flip flops.

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Yo mama so fat she has a propensity for diabetes and heart disease.

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prough91;130279 wrote:

Yo mama so fat she has a propensity for diabetes and heart disease.

:iamwithstupid:

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Bike;130271 wrote:

Yo mama so fat she leaves the house in high heels and comes back in flip flops.

I aleady said that BTW.

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

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[ame=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo”%5DYouTube – Mr. T Treat your mother right[/ame]

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AussieChiefsFan;130415 wrote:

I aleady said that BTW.

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat, that she uses the elastic in her underwear as the bungee cord.

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Yo mama so fat, she plays 9 ball with the planets.

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