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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
And that’s how to double-post!
Yo Mama is so fat ,when she wears high heals she strikes oil !
Yo mama so stupid she considers the Oakland Raiders a professional football team.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!:lol:
