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Yo Mama so stupid, that when she bought a donut she returned it asking for a refund because there was a hole in it!
Your momma so fat her belt size is equator.
Yo Mama so fat that she left with high heals and came back with sandals!:lol:
yo mammas so ugly she had to hang a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to come.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”
[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. [/FONT]
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
:lol::lol::lol:
You mamma’s so fat her blood type is “Rocky Road”.
Your mamma’s so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!