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    Post them all here boys and girls. My mom is getting upset reading them all in the Tony G thread!! :D

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

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    Thats pretty frackin’ ugly..

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    Yo Momma so fat, she is the only Special Olympics athlete viewable from outer space…

    Sorry if i offended anyone…

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    yo mama is so fat i rolled over twice and was still caught in her belly button

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    Yo mama is so fat I turned out to be an unacheiver..

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    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

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    Your mama is so fat I asked her out.
    They closed.

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    Yo Momma so stupid, when I told her Georgia was being invaded by Russia she said “Well Florida will help them right”

    True Freaking Story About A Stupid Mom. LMFAO!!!

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    Vanilla Garilla;130009 wrote:
    Yo Momma so stupid, when I told her Georgia was being invaded by Russia she said “Well Florida will help them right”

    True Freaking Story About A Stupid Mom. LMFAO!!!

    Was that Canadas’ mom?
    Man I’m a jerk.

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    Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater

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    Canada;130016 wrote:
    Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater

    Used???

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    Bike;130020 wrote:
    Used???

    Who….yo mama? :D

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    Canada;130022 wrote:
    Who….yo mama? :D

    You need help. Big help…

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    Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist and asked for blue tooth

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    Well Yo Momma so stupid, that when I told her drinks were on the house she went and fetched a ladder.

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