The official Yo Mama thread!!

[Canada]

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Post them all here boys and girls. My mom is getting upset reading them all in the Tony G thread!!

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

[Bike]

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Thats pretty frackin’ ugly..

[Vanilla Garilla]

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Yo Momma so fat, she is the only Special Olympics athlete viewable from outer space…

Sorry if i offended anyone…

[Xploder]

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yo mama is so fat i rolled over twice and was still caught in her belly button

[Bike]

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Yo mama is so fat I turned out to be an unacheiver..

[Canada]

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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

[Bike]

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Your mama is so fat I asked her out.
They closed.

[Vanilla Garilla]

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Yo Momma so stupid, when I told her Georgia was being invaded by Russia she said “Well Florida will help them right”

True Freaking Story About A Stupid Mom. LMFAO!!!

[Bike]

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Vanilla Garilla;130009 wrote:

Yo Momma so stupid, when I told her Georgia was being invaded by Russia she said “Well Florida will help them right”

True Freaking Story About A Stupid Mom. LMFAO!!!

Was that Canadas’ mom?
Man I’m a jerk.

[Canada]

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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater

[Bike]

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Canada;130016 wrote:

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater

Used???

[Canada]

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Bike;130020 wrote:

Used???

Who….yo mama?

[Bike]

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Canada;130022 wrote:

Who….yo mama?

You need help. Big help…

[d-bowe fan]

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Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist and asked for blue tooth

[Vanilla Garilla]

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Well Yo Momma so stupid, that when I told her drinks were on the house she went and fetched a ladder.

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