I am a fourth grade teacher. The thing that bothers me the most is the use of “our” and “are”. It is our team, not are team.

Yeah, I hate it when someone asks me: “Can I ax you a question?” I always tell them no, you can ASK me a question but I’d just as soon they leave the garden tools in the shed.

how about; I “aks” him, instead of i “asked” him
the hair on the back of my neck stand up when i here that black eyed peas song ” ima gonna be”
how about “do you have the time?”, i usually answer “sure, what did you have in mind?”
for you smokers ” do you have a cigarette?” just say “yes” and keep walking.

BLAH who needs Grammer

if you think about it, we do have a screwed up language anyway; red-read-reed-read,right-write-rite, a pair of shoes or socks mean you have two but a pair of pants mean one so why don’t we we call it a pair of shirts? more than one house are houses more than one mouse are mice. why is it DOWNtown no matter what direction you are heading? if you say”turn left here?” and they answer “right” does that mean yes or turn right instead?? why do we say “eat up” and “chow down”? at what point did “bad a##” start to mean good instead of a rectal disfunction? now if you are “sick” you are great but what if you are really sick w/ the flu? “BAM” has become a cooking term??? parents favorite “if you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!” what’s the difference between a dish and a plate, there are no dishes in baseball?