That material is too heavy for me, my tiny legs won’t be able to lift them, and if I wanted to be taller and stationary then I would just get a chair, as you have recommended to me so many times before, I think this is some kind of elaborate cover up and you are trying to swindle me out of my money, silly Canadian, not all U.S. citizens are as stupid as the media makes them out to be, although I will say that most of the people in the world are pretty stupid, I just have given up trying to tell them that because they are either offended because I am smarter than them, or they just are too stupid to understand what I am talking about so they go on about their daily lives without knowing the fulfillment of a life lived without the veil of ignorance blinding them.

No deal.