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“Nervous?” “Yes” “First time.” “No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.”
“I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn’t dreaming.”
“We have clearance Clarence.” “Roger Roger. What’s our vector Victor?”
“Surely you can’t be serious.” “I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley.”
“The fog is getting thicker.” “And Leon’s getting LARGER!”
“She has to be taken to a hospital.” “Hospital?! What is it?!” “It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.”
“The oil pressure, I forgot to check the oil pressure! When Kramer hears about this the *hits gonna hit the fan.” (The the literal visual happens)
IlovetheChiefs;104575 wrote:“Nervous?” “Yes” “First time.” “No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.”“I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn’t dreaming.”
“We have clearance Clarence.” “Roger Roger. What’s our vector Victor?”
“Surely you can’t be serious.” “I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley.”
“The fog is getting thicker.” “And Leon’s getting LARGER!”
“She has to be taken to a hospital.” “Hospital?! What is it?!” “It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.”
“The oil pressure, I forgot to check the oil pressure! When Kramer hears about this the *hits gonna hit the fan.” (The the literal visual happens)
Airplane
IlovetheChiefs;104485 wrote:How about these:“The moose says you’re closed, I say you’re open.”
“Do you know what the penalty in this state is for cruelty to animals?” “No I don’t” “Well, it’s probably pretty stiff.”
“Well someone better explain or … there’ll be a lot of explaining to do!”
“But what if when you got to Florida it was closed?” “Oh they don’t close Florida.” “Well I know they don’t close the state of Florida.”
“We’ll all have so much f***in’ fun we’ll be singing zippity do da out of our ***holes!”
“This cabin smells.” “Edna, this is yours.”
“Oh that woman? Well she was a pool waitress and I was ordering some food.”
“Do you have Pacman?” “No” “Do you have Space Invaders?” “Nope” “Do you have Asteroids?” “No but my dad does. Some times he can’t even sit on the can.”
“Yeah you didn’t get to meet Dinky last night. He had the *hits so he slept in the barn.” “Oh, great.”
“”I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and now wouldn’t you know it, the government cuts my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasn’t big enough.”
“You didn’t order the Metallic Pea?” “Metallic Pea??”
“Are you satisified, she’s deaf!” “Oh what’s the difference it was fun anyway.”
“Hey underpants!”
“Don’t just blurt it out about Edna dying.” “I suppose we should ask them to play 20 questions.”
“Did you tell them the good news?” “What good news?” “You’re driving me to Phoenix!” “Phhhllllllt!”
Russ – “Hey Dad, you must have jumped this thing about fifty yards.”
Clark – “Ah, it’s nothing to be proud of Rusty.”
*Surveys the area proudly*
Clark – “Fifty yards.”
Darth CarlSatan;104682 wrote:“I don’t know what this world’s coming to”. “You see that guy over there”?“He was arrested for Mopery”.
“What’s Mopery”?
“Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person”.I had to look this one up, and was surprised that it wasn’t a Chevy Chase line. It sure sounds like something that he would have said.
I won’t give this one away, I’ll let someone else do that.
But I will add one of my favs…
“How ’bout a nice…greasy, pork sandwich….served in a dirty ashtray?”
And, to go with it…
“He’s an a**hole. Look at his haircut. Anyone with a haircut like that…you know he’s an a**hole.”
and…
-“What are you guys doing here?”
-“Gary was just takin’ a s***.”Hell, I can;t seem to stop…
“What’s two unpopular d***s like you doing, throwing a party?”
“Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt.”
“You’re out of shape, Al. I’ll kick your a**!”
“You told me you were combing your hair!”
“I’m not going to stand here and listen to this baloney.”
“He won’t, you know. He doesn’t stand for baloney.”
“Why do you have to be such a wanker?”
“Because I get off on it!”
“I can’t believe you, I CANNOT belive you. You’re dropping wolf-bait, and there are chicks outside!”
“I was insane over this crazy little eighth grade b***h.”
“Crazy?”
“Insane?”That’s enough. If I don’t stop, I’ll have the entire movie quoted before long.
chief31;104685 wrote:I had to look this one up, and was surprised that it wasn’t a Chevy Chase line. It sure sounds like something that he would have said.I won’t give this one away, I’ll let someone else do that.
But I will add one of my favs…
“How ’bout a nice…greasy, pork sandwich….served in a dirty ashtray?”
And, to go with it…
“He’s an a**hole. Look at his haircut. Anyone with a haircut like that…you know he’s an a**hole.”
and…
-“What are you guys doing here?”
-“Gary was just takin’ a s***.”Hell, I can;t seem to stop…
“What’s two unpopular d***s like you doing, throwing a party?”
“Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt.”
“You’re out of shape, Al. I’ll kick your a**!”
“You told me you were combing your hair!”
“I’m not going to stand here and listen to this baloney.”
“He won’t, you know. He doesn’t stand for baloney.”
“Why do you have to be such a wanker?”
“Because I get off on it!”
“I can’t believe you, I CANNOT belive you. You’re dropping wolf-bait, and there are chicks outside!”
“I was insane over this crazy little eighth grade b***h.”
“Crazy?”
“Insane?”That’s enough. If I don’t stop, I’ll have the entire movie quoted before long.
Weird Science????
[ame=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEn1Y8Wet_M&NR=1″%5DYouTube – A Tribute to Booger[/ame]
Darth CarlSatan;104795 wrote:Weird Science????BINGO!
[ame=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UhVgyePT0Y”%5DYouTube – Weird Science – Gary Slaps Wyatt[/ame]
“Shall we begin like David Copperfield; I was born, I grew up”?
“Might as well ask God what it sees; everything had changed, yet stayed the same”. “Statues seemed to move”.
“Your friend has no head for wine; I’m afraid I completely exhausted her”.
“There’s life in the old lady YET”!!! LMAO!!!
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