Drew Magary:Why Your Team Sucks: Kansas City Chefs|Deadspin

Long time reader, first time poster. Here’s Deadspin’s ‘Why Your Team Sucks’ on the ’09 Chiefs.

While I don’t agree with everything it’s good for a laugh.

Here’s an excerpt:
1. Great googly moogly, Todd Haley is an *******. When you get to be my age, you become very good at that Gladwellian skill of thin-slicing people: recognizing, within just a few moments of seeing them, what kind of person you’re dealing with. It’s skill honed by attending weddings, ****tail parties, and any number of other events where you’re forced to interact with complete ****heads. And Todd Haley is a complete ****head. Watch this video and tell me he isn’t the coach from “Dazed & Confused”. Listen to him say to Jamaal Charles, “You better take care of MY football.” What a ****ing dick. It’s not your football there, fella. The league issued it to the team. It’s the team’s ball, and you can shove it up your ***. Jamaal Charles isn’t toting that rock just for you. Is that supposed to motivate him? Would Belichick, ******* that he is, ever pull that high school coach act? I’m no fan of player’s coaches. But there’s a clear line between a coach who want take any ****, and a coach who’s just a megalomaniacal jackass, and that’s Todd Haley. Ask yourself, would YOU want to play hard for this raging dickface? ****, would you even want to play for a guy named Todd? No, you would not. Todd is an ******* name. THAT’S A FACT.